Merry Christmas Y'all...
From your Pistol Packin' Grandma

The following is an excerpt from my grandmother's annual Christmas newsletter:

"End of June a half naked man appeared at my patio door at 10PM!! Next day I put padlocks on my gates--told neighbors, Epernay Town-house manager since their esplanade is at my back fence, and then the police. Bought me a .38 revolver and laid my .22 across the chair. Then I needed an anti-depressant!!"

To steal a quote from Prince of Tides "and that's what I love about the South".